Tag: rant
member name: bill l.
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October 04, 2006 05:38 PM EDT --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am publishing this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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December 24, 2008 11:39 PM EST --
From my almighty e-mail
THESE REALLY WORK!!
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO . . .
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October 04, 2006 05:34 PM EDT --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am publishing this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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October 05, 2006 10:05 PM EDT --
People, look this section over, because I change it often and look at the fine print at the end too. To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from . . .
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November 04, 2006 07:17 AM EST --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke posted . . .
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November 04, 2006 03:59 PM EST --
I belong to a private club in my home town and we passed along a new man law after a guy took a major dump in the rest room... the new law is as follows:
No man shall drop a load that is too . . .
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November 07, 2006 09:49 PM EST --
Visitors: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts crying, lick its face . . .
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January 23, 2009 07:23 AM EST --
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here are the glorious winner:
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December 18, 2006 09:38 PM EST --
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. . . .
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December 27, 2006 03:53 AM EST --
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for . . .
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December 26, 2006 04:53 PM EST --
I heard this from bro-in-law........
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front . . .
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January 03, 2007 06:05 AM EST --
A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his evening. . . .
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January 04, 2007 01:42 PM EST --
From an actual trial in London .....
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. . . .
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January 13, 2007 02:19 PM EST --
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the . . .
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January 12, 2007 06:48 PM EST --
A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye. He sits down on a bench, and begins throwing peanuts to the seagulls. Two curious young children . . .
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January 30, 2007 11:37 PM EST --
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Needless to say, his wife was really ticked.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes . . .
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February 13, 2007 06:16 PM EST --
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," . . .
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December 06, 2006 05:11 PM EST --
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to . . .
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January 06, 2007 03:10 PM EST --
Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
"Doctor, you must help me." she pleaded. "It's gotten so that . . .
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November 17, 2006 10:28 PM EST --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke posted . . .
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