Tag: plagiarize
member name: bill l.
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October 04, 2006 05:38 PM EDT --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am publishing this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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October 04, 2006 05:34 PM EDT --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am publishing this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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October 05, 2006 10:05 PM EDT --
People, look this section over, because I change it often and look at the fine print at the end too. To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from . . .
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November 04, 2006 07:17 AM EST --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke posted . . .
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November 04, 2006 03:59 PM EST --
I belong to a private club in my home town and we passed along a new man law after a guy took a major dump in the rest room... the new law is as follows:
No man shall drop a load that is too . . .
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November 07, 2006 09:49 PM EST --
Visitors: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts crying, lick its face . . .
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December 06, 2006 05:11 PM EST --
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to . . .
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November 17, 2006 10:28 PM EST --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke posted . . .
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November 22, 2006 05:47 PM EST --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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November 24, 2006 12:39 AM EST --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke posted . . .
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November 24, 2006 08:55 AM EST --
I don't know about any of you but Thanksgiving Day was nice, except for one thing. I went to check my e-mail and noticed that the spammers had not taken the day off. You know them all and love . . .
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November 27, 2006 10:37 PM EST --
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw . . .
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November 28, 2006 07:42 AM EST --
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop . . .
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December 01, 2006 10:12 PM EST --
Got this in e-mail folder
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats . . .
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December 02, 2006 07:52 AM EST --
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What's with that guy over
there by the wall?"
The . . .
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December 05, 2006 06:18 PM EST --
A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying . . .
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December 09, 2006 06:09 PM EST --
A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is . . .
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December 14, 2006 10:11 PM EST --
There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" . . .
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November 26, 2006 05:32 AM EST --
A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, . . .
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