Tag: living
member name: bill l.
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October 26, 2006 09:13 PM EDT --
I live in an urban area where people do not know how to park a car without leaving a space in front or behind to let others park. If you do mange to park in the small space they have provided you, . . .
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September 29, 2006 04:56 PM EDT --
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The . . .
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September 28, 2006 08:11 PM EDT --
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which . . .
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January 25, 2007 10:22 AM EST --
After reading an article by Ina Townsend Young called 'On hating one's name', which was clever and funny, I had disclosed the name my mother would have given me had I been born a . . .
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January 30, 2007 07:56 AM EST --
Good morning gather peoplenesses,
I was watching the morning news on a local TV station and the weatherman announces that today is inane answering machine messages day. I thought this would . . .
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January 06, 2007 01:23 PM EST --
My mother told me this.....
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?"
"Why Yes, John, . . .
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September 26, 2006 07:15 PM EDT --
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember . . .
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September 27, 2006 05:48 PM EDT --
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical . . .
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September 30, 2006 02:02 AM EDT --
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer. Bubba says to Earl: "Lookey thar up ahead it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're . . .
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September 26, 2006 07:24 PM EDT --
I was in my laboratory andI finally came up with the ingredients in Viagra!
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
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October 04, 2006 05:38 PM EDT --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am publishing this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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December 24, 2008 11:39 PM EST --
From my almighty e-mail
THESE REALLY WORK!!
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO . . .
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October 04, 2006 05:34 PM EDT --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am publishing this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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October 05, 2006 10:05 PM EDT --
People, look this section over, because I change it often and look at the fine print at the end too. To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from . . .
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November 04, 2006 07:17 AM EST --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke posted . . .
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November 04, 2006 03:59 PM EST --
I belong to a private club in my home town and we passed along a new man law after a guy took a major dump in the rest room... the new law is as follows:
No man shall drop a load that is too . . .
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November 07, 2006 09:49 PM EST --
Visitors: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts crying, lick its face . . .
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January 23, 2009 07:23 AM EST --
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here are the glorious winner:
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December 18, 2006 09:38 PM EST --
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. . . .
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December 27, 2006 03:53 AM EST --
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for . . .
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