Tag: fun
member name: bill l.
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September 28, 2006 08:11 PM EDT --
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which . . .
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January 06, 2007 01:23 PM EST --
My mother told me this.....
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?"
"Why Yes, John, . . .
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September 27, 2006 05:48 PM EDT --
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical . . .
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September 30, 2006 02:02 AM EDT --
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer. Bubba says to Earl: "Lookey thar up ahead it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're . . .
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October 04, 2006 05:38 PM EDT --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am publishing this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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December 24, 2008 11:39 PM EST --
From my almighty e-mail
THESE REALLY WORK!!
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO . . .
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October 04, 2006 05:34 PM EDT --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am publishing this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke . . .
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October 05, 2006 10:05 PM EDT --
People, look this section over, because I change it often and look at the fine print at the end too. To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from . . .
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November 04, 2006 07:17 AM EST --
To satisfy the attention whores of gather I must CLEARLY state that I am posting this from my e-mail folder. In no way do I take credit for writing this article and know of no copyrights on the joke posted . . .
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November 04, 2006 03:59 PM EST --
I belong to a private club in my home town and we passed along a new man law after a guy took a major dump in the rest room... the new law is as follows:
No man shall drop a load that is too . . .
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November 07, 2006 09:49 PM EST --
Visitors: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts crying, lick its face . . .
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January 23, 2009 07:23 AM EST --
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here are the glorious winner:
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December 18, 2006 09:38 PM EST --
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. . . .
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December 27, 2006 03:53 AM EST --
Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for . . .
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December 26, 2006 04:53 PM EST --
I heard this from bro-in-law........
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front . . .
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January 03, 2007 06:05 AM EST --
A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his evening. . . .
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January 04, 2007 01:42 PM EST --
From an actual trial in London .....
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. . . .
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January 13, 2007 02:19 PM EST --
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the . . .
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January 12, 2007 06:48 PM EST --
A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye. He sits down on a bench, and begins throwing peanuts to the seagulls. Two curious young children . . .
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January 30, 2007 11:37 PM EST --
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Needless to say, his wife was really ticked.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes . . .
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